Every time I pick up Greta from Kiki's house (Kirsten, our babysitter), I am very quick to ask the following questions:

1.  Did she poop?
2.  How many timeouts today?
3.  Did she eat okay?
4.  How did she sleep?

Kiki knows the drill, only informing me of the most pertinent of information:  Pooping and Timeouts. 

Lately, Greta's timeouts are related to "duels" with her friend, Katie, often amounting to
a.) sitting on each other
b.) headbutting 
c.) trying to steal/swap/trade snacks and/or sippy cups.

The life of a 2 year old.